Rob Gotobed is the youngest Rob Gotobed in history. He is much taller than an elf and has been writing and performing comedy since before the Renaissance.

In 2012 he had nineteen out of the top twenty jokes in England.

In 2016 the ‘Fab One’ made the all-important breakthrough in America. 9,997.5 screaming fans were at Kennedy Airport to greet him. Unfortunately Rob arrived at La Guardia.

He was due to be guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon but as a security precaution he arrived a day early. This enabled him to be safely in and out of the studio before the audience arrived and the show was recorded.

It was a brilliant PR coup. The millions watching at home never even noticed that ‘Rob Gotobed’ didn’t even appear on the The Tonight Show.

Jimmy Fallon described it as the most uneventful two minutes of his life.

Reviews from his American shows:

“I don’t think legally this qualifies as comedy!” - Kathy Brûlée, The Boston Tribune.

“An absolutely horrible show. It was opening night of his tour and Rob Gotobed was already using an understudy.” - NYC Gazette.

“It’s the most upsetting experience I’ve ever had in a comedy club.” - The Chicago Chronicle

“The only time the audience applauded was when I threw a shoe at Gotobed’s head.” - Zach O’Brian, The Colorado Express